... the little marshmallows that came with the hot cocoa mix were the big, white, fluffy ones?
... people knew when to stop doing irritating things?
... politicians could collectively and at once stop lying, cheating, stealing, dealing, controlling, and corrupting?
... people regularly stood up for themselves?
... pickle jars came with a lil spout at the bottom for letting out excess pickle juice?
... everyone used their blinkers/indicators while driving?
... people would only drive in the left lane when passing or driving really, really fast?
... eBayers would only bid within the last few minutes to keep prices lower (which could last at least until sellers caught on and started raising starting bids...)?
... we didn't have to observe daylight savings time and our circadian rhythms didn't get hijacked twice each year?
... biscuits & crescent rolls no longer came in explosive canisters?
... people didn't create or feed awkwardness and weirdness?
... people learned how to park properly?
... we had 3-day weekends every week but still got paid full-time wages?
... college degrees actually equalled better jobs?
... people could just recognize when I'm right and agree? :-P
This was HILARIOUS!! You're totally right, especially with the pickles!
ReplyDeletePlease feel free to add your own, too! The possibilities are endless...
DeleteI like this post! I think it was just missing 1 point though! :D
ReplyDelete... I had a ray gun to just zap bad drivers... it'd help with congestion in the long run! :)
Great post! lol
ReplyDeleteOh...I just came up with one... If only I didn't have to prove that I'm a robot every time I want to reply to your blog.. haha
ReplyDeleteLOL thank you for your input :P I fixed the glitch. No more proving you're not a robot. BUT if it turns out you are, I'm cutting you off. No exceptions.
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