GRE Woes, Part 1: ALACRITY is to LIVELINESS as THE GRE is to ENORMOUS PAIN

This is going to be a quick one - the GRE is awful. I have no idea what this test is supposed to prove exactly, but it's the worst exam ever. I have yet to figure out exactly what knowing the analogous relationship between 'saturnine' and 'spartan' have to do with anything at all, but I'm pretty sure there is a direct corelation to my cash. I'm apparently in the wrong business - I should have invented a way to make money off of something purported as "necessary" - like a Grad School entrance exam.